Poor Troy xD
Happy! :)
I HAVE WITHIN ME WORDS UNENDING! RIVERS OF WORDS! OCEANS!
REMEMBER WHEN YOU PEED YOUR PANTS IN GYM CLASS?
THAT WAS TWELVE YEARS AGO! I AM NOW THE SINGLE GREATEST WRITER OF SEMI-EROTIC STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION FANFICTION IN THIS WHOLE FOREST AND YOU WILL SHOW ME SOME GODDAMNED RESPECT!
HEY, PEE PEE ARNOLD, THEY’RE HAVING A SALE ON PAMPERS AT WALGREEN’S.
SHUT UP! I’VE ALSO BEEN WORKING OUT! I AM JACKED! LOOK AT MY QUADS! YOU THINK WRITERS OF STEAMY KLINGON-ON-ROMULAN ACTION CAN’T BE ALL RIPPED UP? THINK AGAIN! THINK TWO TIMES ABOUT THAT SHIT!
YOUR MOM CALLED. SHE SAYS SHE ACCIDENTALLY SHRANK YOUR RUBBER SHEETS IN THE DRYER.
OH MY GOD YOU EAGLES ARE DICKS!
CAN WE JUST DROP THE WHOLE CHARADE WHERE WE GIVE EACH OTHER COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SHIT AND PRETEND WE SORT OF DISLIKE EACH OTHER AND JUST ADMIT THAT WE WOULD DIVE INTO EACH OTHER’S PANTS SO HARD AND SO FAST IT WOULD MAKE MATTHEW MITCHAM’S OLYMPIC GOLD LOOK LIKE A LITTLE KID FALLING OFF A WATER SLIDE?
BECAUSE I WOULD TOTALLY HIT THAT.
FRONT, BACK, SIDE TO SIDE.
THE WORKS.
GOING TO SEE MY GIRL-FRIEND. LA LA LA LA LA.
GONNA KISS HER ON THE FORE-HEAD. LA LA LA LA LA.
HAVE A PICNIC, DRINK SOME VEEEE-NO. LA LA LA LA LA.
KNOCK HER UP IN THE BACK OF MY PIN-TO. LA LA LA LA LA.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes is an interesting morality tale about the duty we as humans owe to the rest of the planet, specifically relating to our dominion over the animal kingdom. The centerpiece of the film is a sky is falling, worst case scenario depiction of the hazards of…
